Dear Rach, Its Me Again.

When i was a kid, i had the biggest crush on Cher after seeing the movie "Mermaids" Im not really sure what was wrong with me either. Of all people in the world, i was in love with Cher. Maybe it was the faded blue jeans pulled up to her ribs. I really dont know. I guess i was in third grade, and you could still convince to eat dirt at that point. I am happy to report, i no longer am in love with Cher. I think that every person needs someone in the media who they are in love with. Ryan Seacrest, Taylor Swift, Hilary Duff, we all have them. I think i am going to cut to the chase. I am in love with Rachael McAdams. Lets lay aside the fact that she is 10+ years older than me and from Canada. She is something else. Im not famous, but i have made it a goal in life to at least kiss her once. They said i could do whatever i put my mind to. Well, guess what world. Im not really shooting that high. It was either this or create a device that holds my entire music library so i dont have to carry around LFO's cd, and a pocket full of batteries with me everywhere i go. And i kind of missed the boat on that one. So, watch for me on the red carpet. Ill be the guy holding a really expensive purse with a stupid look on my face.