Christmas Wishes

I usually don't write unless I am really inspired by something. Christmas is anything but inspirational for me, but enough to where I think it is worth writing a piece on. First of all, from the bottom of my heart, I wish you and your's a Merry Christmas. You filthy animals. If there is nothing else good about Christmas, at least it is a chance for you to get together with your loved ones. And hated ones if you have in-laws, or weird cousins or whatever. I think that it is at least a good excuse to sit around and stuff your face for days on end. 

Moving on though, Santa Clause is a stupid idea. Whoever thought it was a good idea, deserves to be left out in the cold. Naked. Lets look at this, it's a way to push off the bad present ideas you have onto someone imaginary, and let him also take all the credit for the good ideas you have. Basically, it's a way to make your children not love you, or hate you. The truth is, it doesn't even end with Christmas. We have fake people for every holiday to take the blame, good or bad, except birthdays. Why? I feel like there was some coward somewhere along the lines that had horrible children and didn't want them to hate him cause he was un-imaginitve, so he made up this story about Santa. Its garbage. All of it. Cause not only do they have the Santa ace up their sleeve, they can turn around and blame it on the kids. "Oh, you didn't get the drum set you wanted? You must've been a little shit. All year. Better luck next year!" So, depending on how you look at it, whoever invented Santa was a genius, or an idiot. I personally think people should take a little more responsibility. If you buy your kid something they didn't want, take the heat! Anyway, i feel like I am going in circles. I'm gonna keep this one short and sweet. I don't mean to get soft, but enjoy the time with your families this holiday season. If you didn't get what you wanted for Christmas, write Santa hate mail. Or, I have a plan to knock over the North Pole. It's a win win win. I get all the presents, and I get to take the elves hostage and start a business free of charge. So, while I am playing with Hot Wheels, the elves are bringing me hot chocolate and cookies. All. Day. And I don't have to have kids because of it. Foolproof. So, Have a good Christmas one and all. Here is my Christmas card from this year also.

All My Love,

King Jake