Nice Guys Finish Last. So do Weirdos.

I've been hearing every day of my mortal life the saying that "Nice guys finish last." And i've never really fully comprehended such a thing. Is that encouraging people to be mean? Or is it merely a nicer way of telling people to man up? Either way, i don't really like it. For a multitude of reasons. I feel as though there are too few nice people in the world. And to degrade them further by saying that they are consistently finishing last, makes me cringe a bit. The only guys who appear to finish first, are the one who you can wash your clothes on their abs. But, don't do that. Because his tan will rub off. But these dashingly handsome men can walk into a public setting, and walk out with a woman on their arm. I trust you have all seen these people. I tend to closely associate with them and pick up any table scraps. Its a way of finishing second to last. Reguardless, i have a hard time believing that the only reason  that these men get girls is because they're assholes. Few times have a i seen one of the said men walk up to a girl, tell her she's too fat for that dress, and that the Subaru Outback she drives makes her look like a lesbian,  and when you wear your hair like that, it makes you look like Mrs Jetson's step mother, That when she carries big handbags, it makes her look like a drug trafficker, and that high heels don't look nice, they make you look like a dirty stripper, then they fall all over him. Its something called confidence that gets these guys the girls. At least, that's what i'm told. I'm not sure what confidence even is. I think we need to do away with the notion that its being a jerk is what gets you girls, and being nice gets you another night alone. Its because these men are prettier than you, and they are positive of that fact, that wins girls over. So either look elsewhere for girls, or get a gym membership. Don't practice being a jerk. Cause the next guy i see wearing shorts, tube socks, and a hat thats brim is flipped up, i'll ram my Buick into. You don't dress that way cause it looks cool, or because its comfortable. You do it cause somebody else did and you want to be like them. And so it dribbles down the food chain. Have you ever really wondered why you are finishing last? Maybe its cause you like Star Wars too much, or that you really like the Big Bang Theory, or that you drool when you speak, or you don't use a proficient amount of deoderant, or that you like unicorns too much, or that you don't make enough money, or that your beard is patchy, or your nose is gigantic, you don't clip your fingernails well enough, you like Nickleback, or Coldplay, you could be too gangly, you don't wear your pants where they were designed to, you wear New Balance shoes, you button your polo shirts all the way to the top, you walk weird, there could be any number of reasons why you finish last. I am sure that being nice is towards the bottom of the list.  All in all, we just need to put our feet back on the ground, and be real with ourselves. I'm confident that being nice is not the reason why i finish last. Its because i'm husky.